These are the dogs....

I'm trying to keep off my bed when I leave for work in the morning.

Meet Bubba

Bubba weighs a lot, smells and is ornery when he get settled into my side of the bed. I can tell when he's been sleeping on my side.

You should also know that my wife Jan and I have a twin size mattress on the floor at the end of our bed, just underneath the bedroom windown, specifically for the dogs. Do they sleep on it? Sure, to start the night. But, if I get up to use the bathroom, they abandon the twin bed and scurry up to my side. Right next to Bubba, looking like she just had a mug shot, is Lily. Another HUGE dog.....